A journey through the life of an average girl turned woman. She is educated, hard-working, married, and a mother of two. Me, Myself, Fran, would like to share the largest part of myself with you. I introduce to you: Mom, Ma, MOMMY! She was once sane, but now questions her sanity. I have become a sanctified entity to these little fragments of me. My natural instincts are to defend them ALWAYS. I welcome you to MOMMY WARS. Experience the crusade of troopers, called MOMMY.
It is my DUTY to PROTECT my children. Peace, Love, & WAR!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
PMS: BE AFRAID, VERY
Okay, so I have been told, by my primary physician, that my cholesterol levels are high (257). I was so good for several of weeks. Suddenly? Whoopsie, PMS!
Never had I craved while pregnant, but ten days before my "friend" makes her entrance? Look-out! The attacks in sudden hunger are INSANE. Sometimes it is eggsalad, other times it is just green salad? Those are just cravings. Let us not go into the "bottomless pit" syndrome. I simply cannot get enough food!
My dilemma? Cholesterol! May I just add, that I do not know how to eat right. Not that I eat wrong, but I am no prize health indulgent!
Discipline is not my finer skill. Especially when it comes to my food. My weakness? French fries! Anything made from/with a potato? My favorite dish!
Okay, so in addition to this overwhelming desire to stuff my face, I have bloat GALORE! My belly hangs over my pants, my ass blows up (and my ass is already blown up), my hips seems to retain water, and my attitude? HA! I am a pretty direct female in my daily life. I RARELY hold back, I am highly opinionated, and my fuse is very short. Add those "normal" characteristics to a woman whose hormones are out-of-control for nearly three straight weeks? The answer is..... not a cordial socialite!
Nevertheless, these mood swings, hunger pains, crying for no reason, and physical discomfort have me alarmed. Not that they are unusual, but they are progressing with age. Every side effect has gotten worse, and it is scary. I get hot flashes! What the Hell is that?
So, my dilemma is not only PMS, but cholesterol. Trying to get this AWFUL equation to calculate in a positive manner for a better outcome. Any suggestions? I would love to hear them & take them into advice.
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